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Archive for December, 2008
Poor Puppy
Posted in Uncategorized on December 29, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Stripper Hair — 2 Product Endorsements
Posted in Uncategorized on December 29, 2008 | 3 Comments »
I offer to you two products that will change that unruly, crazy, unmanageable thicket atop your noggin (oh wait, that describes MY hair) and give you the most luxurious, silken, sexy locks EVER:
Dr. Haushka’s Neem Hair Oil. Apply this a 1/2 hour before you shampoo and hang around with a towel on your hair. This [...]
I’ve graduated!
Posted in Uncategorized on December 28, 2008 | 2 Comments »
The titty fairy finally–after all these years–came to visit me this week!!! I have gone up a cup size!!!! It’s nothing but a holiday miracle folks. I’ve been an A cup since forever and lo and behold I now fit a B cup. You can actually see them in a sweater now. It’s really impressive actually. [...]
Irrational Crazy Bitch
Posted in Uncategorized on December 25, 2008 | 3 Comments »
Oh my F*ing Gosh. I’m so sick of myself. Please someone hit me over the head and let me be transformed into a normal person.
I was happily tripping along and then awoke on Christmas Eve feeling like Godzilla…breathing fire and wanting to destroy everything in my path. Don’t believe me? Someone stole my parking space [...]
So, where was I?
Posted in Uncategorized on December 18, 2008 | 3 Comments »
I have been MIA for no good reason. I am chugging along, in pretty high spirits but I have held fast to my vow of no xmas cards and no decorations. You see, I personally believe it is more than fine to take a hiatus from all the madness especially since it doesn’t affect anyone [...]
Open Note to the Universe
Posted in Uncategorized on December 12, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Thank you. Thank you. THANK YOU.
I was offered a job today. A full time job. There are so many reasons why this is so tremendous and it probably is not interesting to read about but I am beyond blessed. I’m also feeling like I’m in the tide– do you ever have that feeling? Where bigger [...]
Santa Came Early!
Posted in Uncategorized on December 7, 2008 | 2 Comments »
So K has been ALL sorts of hot and bothered for me to get a sewing machine. Both of our mothers are impressive seamstresses so I suppose it is our collective DNA somewhere. Anyway, I have been unable to pick a machine that I want– first of all, I am way more interested in home [...]
Thinking of buying a bulldog??
Posted in Uncategorized on December 5, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Seriously this is just a public service announcement for anyone considering buying one of the cutest puppies on the planet. Regular readers feel free to disregard!
Please, PLEASE do not enter into this lightly. I did all the research and was well informed but I also was a bit naive about how intensive the care and [...]
STOOPID!!
Posted in Uncategorized on December 4, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Ok…is it just me or is everyone getting annoyed with the assholes in Detroit that are running the big 3? After being reprimanded for flying private jets to DC they decided to drive to today’s meeting? Are you a bunch of fucking morons or what?? I’d say that is an over correction on their part [...]
I have an arsenal
Posted in Uncategorized on December 2, 2008 | 2 Comments »
So, let’s back up a sec….Dad’s not ever gonna leave the nursing home so Mom’s got to pay for it ($100k annually which is stoopidly crazy). Anyway, she is going to have to sell her place in a few months or so and I went there yesterday to help her deal with my Father’s shit. [...]
