My clients have invited K and I to their Halloween party tonight. Generally speaking, I don’t like to mix it up, don’t like to mix work and pleasure however, K loves Halloween and we don’t have any other parties and plus I would like him to meet the clients see the house, etc. So we’re going against my better judgement.
I was going to be Kat Von D from LA Ink….but the wig I ordered from Ricky’s NYC never came. (DON’T EVER ORDER FROM THEM IF YOU WANT TO SEE YOUR STUFF AND /OR MONEY). So we ran out this morning in typhoon like weather to find more tattoos and a wig. There simply is not a wig in northern new jersey that looks anything like her hair. So in a split second I decided to be Anna Nicole Smith complete with syringes attached to the arm and pill bottles etc. It is a little creepy and in bad taste but I was able to find a wig in 2 seconds and all the other accoutrements. Funny (or not) I happen to have a whole bunch of unused syringes from our IVF days….ain’t that a kick!
The bummer of the whole thing is that the costume is not cute in anyway. Because I am very tall and have angular features in general, when I put on this big HUGE blonde wig I look like a man dressed up as a blonde whore. It really is quite frightening. I was hoping to be a tiny bit more vixenish in my outfit, even if I was supposed to be a doped up dead woman. Afterall, my client is a man and I don’t want him so horrified that he goes and hires another, cute designer.
Oh well. I am so sick of Halloween already that I just want to get it overwith already! If I am brave enough, I will post pictures.
LOL Someone is putting too much thought into it. hehee!
You could always paint your face like a clown a la Anna Nicole Smith video that has been circulating around the innernet. It might be too obscure though.
Pictures please. If not on here, then email them to me! LOL!
Oh my GOD! You have to post pictures? Where are they? Post them immediately!