Starting out on a bad note here today. Seems that everything is pissing me off. Shall I list them?
1. I don’t like Halloween. I am resentful of having to answer the door every two seconds and OOH and AAAH and fawn over the neighbors children. Seeing as we don’t have children of our own…and creating [...]
Archive for October, 2007
Rhymes with Witch….
Posted in Uncategorized on October 31, 2007 | 2 Comments »
A Big Blonde Transexual
Posted in Uncategorized on October 28, 2007 | 2 Comments »
My clients have invited K and I to their Halloween party tonight. Generally speaking, I don’t like to mix it up, don’t like to mix work and pleasure however, K loves Halloween and we don’t have any other parties and plus I would like him to meet the clients see the house, etc. So we’re [...]
My Budd-ha-ha Nature
Posted in Bulldogs, Life on October 25, 2007 | 2 Comments »
Did I mention that our insurance company sent a representative to our house to photograph the whole thing, both inside and out, including THE DOGS?!!!! It’s true. I went apeshit about the whole thing because it feels so thoroughly creepy and invasive and none-of-their-FREAKING-business! I insisted Hub call them back and verify that they had [...]
Close the Books
Posted in Interior Design on October 20, 2007 | 2 Comments »
This is one week I don’t mind saying ‘bye bye’ to…entirely too busy! I’m lagging behind on commenting and posting. But it isn’t for lack of interest. I mean come on, I had to go into Manhattan to shop for house plants with my clients. These things take time. I can’t do everything! (Yes, I’m [...]
Welcome Turn of Events
Posted in Buddhism on October 18, 2007 | 2 Comments »
A few days ago I was dashing out of the local grocery store and a small stack of postcards by the door caught my eye. It was a glossy card with a photo of a statue of a seated buddha and the words “Understanding the Mind” underneath. The card announced a new lecture series to [...]
Titless Tuesday
Posted in General Angst, Interior Design, Step Monster on October 17, 2007 | 2 Comments »
I’m obsessed people. I may have mentioned somewhere on here that I drew up plans for a house about 4 years ago. It was my version of the perfect home, in terms of layout– how it should all be set up. I have thought about this house every single day since then. I know what it [...]
Entropion Surgery
Posted in Bulldogs on October 11, 2007 | 3 Comments »
I have earned my bullie wings today. Well, really the award should go to Mr. Auggie. I’m sure I have mentioned elsewhere that the little dude started to loose his eye sight because his eyelashes were turning inwards and rubbing his corneas, creating scar tissue, etc. Today he had his “eye tuck”…where they tighten up [...]
More Mattress Woes…
Posted in Uncategorized on October 6, 2007 | 2 Comments »
…I really never knew how much a mattress could affect my life!! I simply cannot take it anymore!! Yes, I am an Amazonian 6′2″……..and K is 6′6″………that’s a whole lot of body going on between the two of us. Hub had a California King since shortly before we met….which is 5 years ago now and he [...]
Too Many Babies
Posted in Uncategorized on October 5, 2007 | 3 Comments »
Oh come now. Even Halle Berry is pregnant. My last remaing “real life” girlfriend — who has struggled right along with me — she’s pregnant too. STOP IT ALREADY!!! It is feeling like a conspiracy– let’s see how shitty we can make her feel!!!
20 Years
Posted in Uncategorized on October 4, 2007 | 2 Comments »
…haven’t seen most of my high school classmates in 20 years. Our reunion is Sat and the forecast calls for 84 degrees and high humidity which means one thing: Chewbaka hair. How very annoying. 90% of me doesn’t care, but that other 10% cares a lot! Don’t want to feel fugly all evening. Speaking of [...]
